I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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