I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
be right there i have to get my cape
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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