i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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