we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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