so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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