I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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