Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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