Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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