Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
