woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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