Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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