Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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