I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
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He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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