just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have aggressive nipples.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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