1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I have fence marks all over my body
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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