So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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