I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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