i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
whose parrot is this?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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