just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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