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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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