Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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