Have you finally orgasmed yet?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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