I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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