weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
