Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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