I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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