Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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