their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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