He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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