that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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