All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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