O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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