Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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