if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
i out mim tonsoeep
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize