Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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