is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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