Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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