walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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