i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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