Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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