when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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