I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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