Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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