Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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