Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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