I cockslap morals
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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