theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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