I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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