i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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