I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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