Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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