he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
now i know why i became what i already was.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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