remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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